For a long time, Bill Gates’s outfit was fixing things that weren’t broke. Then it moved to breaking things that were fixed. Now it’s doing it again, demanding money that I can’t easily afford since my energy bills have just more than doubled. We’re all used to frequent compulsory ‘updates’ that interrupt your work, slowing the computer. A few years ago MS announced they ‘would no longer support’ the edition of Windows I was using and I had to go get a new laptop with the latest sparkly version of his software. At least the HP notebook was a pretty teal colour.